Kidnapping

If I ever have a little boy, I would like him to look exactly like this. 8 year old Arlo Weiner is a fashion designer in the making with an established style at such a young age! I would like to clone this child and insert his DNA in the future generations to ensure a future of good dressing.


So adorable! I could eat him up. Literally. Oh, wait. Huh?
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